I have demons in me.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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