what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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