She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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