your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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