just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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