Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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