in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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