You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I am midnight drunk by noon
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
