ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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