My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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