I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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