Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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