nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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