I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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