ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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