party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Randomize
