..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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