I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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