Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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