best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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