Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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