I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
