Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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