Its about making memories worth repressing
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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