He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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