I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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