I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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