no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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