guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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