I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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