had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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