Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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