Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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