For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
farters have to be the big spoon...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You can make out without kissing
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