I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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