yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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