But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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