We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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