if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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