Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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