On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Define "chronic" masturbator.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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