Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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