All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize