He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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