Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Randomize
