who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I got chris browned last night
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
