In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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