Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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