I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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