It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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