First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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