i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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