When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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